I know there's not much funny about what's going on, but a couple of one-liners hit me this a.m. Fortunately on the web, there are hyperlinks to Wikipedia that can replace rim shots, though I'll try for onomatopoeia.
"Looks like the financial bail out will arrive for the taxpayers CDO." Ba, dum - chussss.
"It appears Congress, the Fed and the Treasury spent the night in the tranches." Ba, dum - chussss.
Hope everyone is hanging in!
Addendum - 9-21-08
Conde Nast Portfolio is offering a slide show of editorial cartoons about the crisis under the heading "Laugh if You Can."
Addendum - 9-23-08
And more from Conde Nast: Financial One-Liner of the Day.