Wednesday, August 20, 2008
If My Cat Monty Had a Twitter Account
Climbed into the second floor of the cat fort. Curled up, went to sleep. 07:23 a.m. Aug. 19
Climbed out of the second floor of the cat fort and checked food bowl. 03:45 p.m. Aug. 19.
Slapped the orange cat. 03:47 p.m. Aug. 19
Climbed back into the second floor of the cat fort. Curled up, went to sleep. 03:47:30 p.m. Aug. 19
Humans came home. Got up to check food bowl. 05:35 p.m. Aug. 19
Watched Frasier on sofa while humans had dinner. 06:20 p.m. Aug. 19
Poked male human on the leg until he gave me fresh water. 07:25 p.m. Aug. 19
Slept in fort. 08:01 p.m. Aug. 19
Got out of fort. Moved to sofa. Slept. 08:05 p.m. Aug. 19
Humans' bedtime. Got up. Solicited cat treat. 10:30 p.m. Aug. 19
Slept at foot of humans' bed. 10:45 p.m. Aug. 19
Awoke hungry. Harassed female cat eliciting hisses and howls. Human male fed me to appease us both. 03:00 a.m. Aug. 20
Slept. 03:15 a.m. Aug. 20
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9 comments:
How he had time to record all that between bouts of sleeping, I don't know. Sounds like a strenuous day.
Note to self; Reincarnate as a cat.
Cats are remarkably similar in behavior compared with dogs or people.
I'm with Lana. If I have a choice, I'll come back as a pampered house cat.
That sounds not unlike my own day. Little more writing and like my own ****s, but basically the same.
Haha ;->
It's good to be the house cat king.
sounds like a good life. my cat likes frasier too.
Watch this...
Cats are just live dog food.
:)
"Solicited cat treat." rofl
I remember once reading something along these lines,
Extract from Doggy Diary:
"Had a great day, went to the park, sniffed around a bit, leaked, eat, slept. Can't wait for tomorrow."
Extract from Cat Diary:
"Day 3065 of my captivity..."
:-D
"Slapped the orange cat. 03:47 p.m. Aug. 19"
LOL
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