I ran across this great sweatshirt in the new Christmas Signals catalog, a great source for highbrow gifts in general. This new offering reads: "Careful, or you'll end up in my novel."
That's certainly a sentiment most writers can identify with when they hit that level of pissed off that exceeds the normal level of aggravation.
Who hasn't wanted to place an arrogant public servant or snide relative into a chapter for catharsis?
Consider it for the writer in your life and the friends who might want to avoid portrayal on the printed page.